Adventure Time ladies, by Kristen Woo
my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
